I’m on Yahoo and some man that I’ve talked to in the past writes to me. We’ve only have very generic, very casual discussions about life (mostly cameras). Today, he writes and says:

you ah the object of my affections
so bend over the table young lady…take a deep breath

Ummmm…do men REALLY think this is how to get a woman prone and excited?

Then he comes back and says to me:

yer not in a room
yikes i’m cyber stalking you?!

Uhhh…nope, I don’t chat in Yahoo rooms usually. I try not to be THAT accessible. Heh. If I want you to find me, you will.

Another man, from bondage.com, writes to me today and says only this:

ticklish, hon?

That’s it. I’ve never spoken to this man in my life. He doesn’t even say hello. Am I ticklish? Why? Are you going to reach across 500 miles and tickle me?

*rolling my eyes*

Right.